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We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. I had strong gases leaking out of my butt that day. Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very loudly. You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey continues to talk, so Shrek removes his hand.) ..I ate some rotten berries. (singing) 'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have faith... (his nose grows) HEAD GUARD Five shillings for the possessed toy. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.
Donkey looks scared for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path.
(waves the torch at Shrek.) Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark.
The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs.
Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.) THE NEXT DAY There is a line of fairy tale creatures.
(breaks the broom in half) HEAD GUARD That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch.